zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

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snorlaxatives:

damn hipsters and their trendy ass rooms
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unprime:

going on the first date like

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cosmogyros:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

awwwcastiel:

evanescent-fallen-angel:

rockandrollchick:

What if thunderstorms are just teenage angels playing drums?! And there’s God yelling at them to quiet down, but they’re like ‘FUCK YOU DAD WE DO WHAT WE WANT!’

So if Balthazar and Gabriel started a band

Don’t forget Lucifer

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We were pretty kick ass, and then Luci decided to go solo

"Luci decided to go solo"

so much Bible in one casual phrase

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1975ftlouis:

kaputtaberegal:

Love this so much

goals
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